Very Funny on Clegg and Adoption
David Cameron to speed up adoption process for Nick Clegg
The Prime Minister has vowed to tackle ‘absurd barriers to mixed-party adoption’ as he sets out proposals to fast-track Nick Clegg into the Conservative household.
‘Nick has been with us now for almost two years and it’s high time he became a full family member,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘In an ideal world he should be with his biological party, but it seems unlikely they will ever have him back.’
The new cross-party adoption plan will help speed up the process of adopting Clegg into the Tory family by removing unnecessary ‘red tape’ such as adhering to any tiresome manifesto pledges. Clegg will also undergo a modest surgical procedure to remove any remaining traces of social conscience.
‘Nick has already made great progress integrating into his new Conservative foster home,’ said a Westminster Council social worker. ‘He has quickly learned how to break promises, sacrifice principles and make shameless political u-turns. Although he still has a few minor health complaints, he’s almost one of them.’
But critics of cross-party adoption are not happy with plans to take in Little Orphan Cleggie. ‘While everyone feels sorry for Nick, he really needs to be placed with a party that wants him,’ said backbencher Nadine Dorries. ‘He’s a cuckoo in the nest and should be housed with his own kind.’
Psychologists warn that unless Clegg finds a home soon he could suffer a serious identity crisis. ‘Nick needs to know that people love him,’ said Dr Raj Persaud, ‘and he certainly can’t get that from the opinion polls. But wherever he ends up, he still needs to be reminded about where he came from, especially since he appears to have forgotten most of his liberal heritage.’
‘We realise that Nick is a problem child,’ said Mr Cameron, ‘but the important thing is that he feels loved. Nick should know that there is always a place for him with us here, in the cupboard under the stairs.
Views on adoption from an adoptive mum and Adoption Panel Member
We’ve heard a great deal recently about delays in the Adoption
Service. Much of the press response to
this has been based on myths and misunderstandings. For example, unless a baby is relinquished by
its parents for adoption at birth, there is a statutory duty on the courts to
carry out procedures which take AT LEAST one year to complete. It is therefore impossible for contested
adoptions to take less than one year. This is the real reason why so few babies are adopted.
However, the elephant in this particular room and the chief reason for the delay in placing
children for adoption lies with the courts. To take a child from its parents is a very serious decision and is,
rightly, treated very seriously by judges. However, those concerned with adoption are increasingly frustrated by
the courts’ apparent unwillingness to trust the professional judgement of social workers but instead to commission assessment after assessment of parents
who have clearly failed their children and who show no reasonable prospect of change within the child’s timescales.
Even when psychiatric and family centre assessments have been carried out and recommend
the child’s placement for adoption, further assessments are often commissioned
at the behest of the parents’ solicitors when it is clear to all concerned that
these will lead to the same conclusions.
Judges want to leave no avenue unexplored before terminating parental rights and this is
highly understandable. However, the effect is to leave children in limbo with
no clarity about their future and no real prospect of effective therapy until a decision is made and their future is clear. Their chance to transfer to a
loving and permanent family is delayed, often beyond the point when the
‘attachment window’ is closing so that therapeutic work and repair is much more
difficult and less sure of success.
Children who are neglected suffer significant harm in the care of their parents. This
harm doesn’t necessarily show in the form of bruises or burns but is none the
less damaging and much longer lasting than physical blows. Failure to attach to
significant adults in the early years of life affects children’s ability to
learn, to make relationships, to empathise with others, to understand causes
and consequences and to live in society as a responsible adult. The burden of
proof that children have suffered and are suffering these consequences is much
too high. This benefits parents, whose rights are taken seriously and who do
not lose their children without due process, but it deeply harms children who
wait too long for justice and for security and stability – the essential
foundation stones of their lives.
These delays are unnecessary. They flow partly from a culture which does not trust social
workers to do their jobs properly and partly from the deep reluctance of the
courts to take the ‘draconian’ decision to remove children from their parents.
This misunderstanding of ‘the right to family life’ causes immense damage to
children and gives failing parents a wrong understanding of their position. If
children’s welfare is indeed paramount, then their right to family life must be
interpreted as a right to a family which will provide them with the essential
benefits of family life: food, warmth, stimulation, boundaries and
socialisation and, above all, love. Where birth parents cannot provide these
things it is a tragedy for them. It doesn’t have to be a permanent tragedy for
their children if robust decisions are taken at a sufficiently early stage and
with children’s interests truly in focus.
Jan
Burnell,
Independent Member, East Essex Adoption Panel
(in a personal capacity)
Response to Nkunda Rwanda
Hi, thanks for the link. I found it very interesting but hard to follow! Still think the jury is out on whether Kagame shot down the plane but also still think we should all concentrate on what he’s doing now! Is he an enlightened ruler who has brought huge health, education and economic benefits to his country or is he an evil dictator bent on quashing all opposition with violence and murder? Or both?
I found the Open Society debate that’s now on Youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB8729TcngY really interesting and useful. We need more people willing to talk, I think, and less people willing to shout.
Please keep sending me stuff that helps people like me (interested and willing but pretty ignorant) to understand what’s happening. All we can do from here is bear witness but that, I feel, we must try to do as much as we can.